Break a mirror, roll the dice
Run with scissors through a chip pan firefight
Go into business with a grizzly bear
But just don't sit down cause i've moved your chair

Find a well known hard man and start a fight
Wear your shell suit on bonfire night
Fitting a circular hole
With a peg that's square
But just don't sit down cause I've moved your chair

Oooh yeah yeah yeah

Bite the lightning
And tell me how it tastes
Kung fu fighting on your roller skates
Do the macarena in the devil's lair
But just don't sit down cause I've moved your chair

Oooh yeah yeah yeah