Your opponent is as big as an ape
So if you want to avoid being mangled
Just like him you've got to get into shape,
And by shape I don't mean a triangle.

He's big, he's dumb, he's got the IQ of gum
He's got a brain about the size of a sourdough crumb.
But he'll beat on your head like it's a big bass drum
His behavior is truly unruly

He's a bully! (x2)
Well he's a bully

He's not easy to reason with
(He's a bully)
He's no rocket scientist
(He's a bully)
He's slow and illogical
He's a bully
Yeah ! Yeah ! Yeah Yeah Yeah