Scrub! Scrub! (Scrub!) Gotta get it all clean!
Just drive on in to our brand new machine!
Shake! Shake! (Shake!) Gotta shake off the grime!
Just cruise on in, if you've got the time!
When your Hot Rod's looks have gone downhill,
We'll put a smile right back on its grill,
You're gonna feel better, you know you will!
At the Phin-tastic Ferb-ulous Car Wash!

When your ride has lost its sheen,
And your white walls have turned green,
We'll soak and spray your car pristine,
And scrub your undercarriage clean! (clean!)

Rinse! Rinse! (Rinse!) Gotta rinse off the muck!
You won't recognize that old pick-up truck!
Flush! Flush! (Flush!) We're gonna flush out the gunk!
Just come on in, we'll get you out of your funk!
If you haven't figured out yet,
It's the place you should be,
Take it from us, we're even on your TV!
And with every wash you get this cute little tree!
At the Phin-tastic Ferb-ulous Car Wash! Car Wash! (At the Phin-tastic Ferb-ulous Car Wash!)