There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me what's makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be movin' like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
S to the I to the M to the P

Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, waterin' your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
Yeah...

Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
Got an Aunt Florence livin' in France...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!

Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Yeah...

Proletariat, bourgeoisie!
Baby you don't need an academic degree!
Everybody's smellin' my potpourri!
S to the I to the M to the P!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
S to the I to the M to the P!

Step right over and watch me put it...
Down, down, on the ground...
'Cause you know I got it goin' on!
S to the I to the M to the P!
S to the I to the M to the P!
S to the I to the M to the P!

If your pockets are empty get a cash advance!
Squirrels! Squirrels!
S to the I to the M to the P!
S to the I to the M to the P!
If you're losin' your hair get yourself implants!
S to the I to the M to the P!
If you're wrestlin' a bear then you ain't got a chance!
S to the I to the M to the P!
Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants!
Ain't about love! Ain't about romance!
I got squirrels in my pants!