When you're small, every sink is a swimming pool
When you're small, a spare button's a plate
When you're small, everyone's gonna think you cool
'Cause you're the only one who fits though a grate

When you're small, a kitchen sponge is a trampoline
When you're small, your dad's comb is a jail
Oh when you're small, every TV's a movie screen
And your goldfish is a great orange whale

You can climb inside a paper, and fly yourself down the hall
Every puddle's a lake
Every crumb is a cake
And there's never any reason to crawl
Baby when you're small